• Snacker Hamburger
  • Snacker Hamburger
  • Snacker Hamburger
  • Snacker Hamburger

Snacker Hamburger

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A bleached wheat-based bun. A chunk of mangled meat. Some random vegetables we can pretend are healthy. Huh! How does a hamburger still sound delicious even when I use descriptions that are deeply unattractive? Gimme some of that bleached bun.

  • Specs: 5(w) x 5(d) x 4(h) inches.
  • Polyester fiber, polyethylene pellets
  • ages 0 and up!