Professional Procrastinator Floaty Pens


Finally, a couple of pens that you'll actually care about losing. These vintage-inspired floaty pens by Brass Monkey feature words that move and change as you interact with them. They're perfect for showing your co-workers just how talented you are at putting off even the smallest of tasks. Procrastinator? Ha! Try Mastercrastinator. Watch out world, you're raising a bar...just not THE bar, per se.* Includes two unique vintage-inspired floaty pens. * Pen 1: Procrastinator (which changes to Mastercrastinator when in use)* Pen 2: Professional (which changes to Adequatefessional when in use)* Each pen measures 6" long and .5" in diameter.* Writes in black ink, via ballpoint tips.

*these are sold as a set of two. you will receive one of each pen.*

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